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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Sengal...


ari nie turun lunch kul 1.30 pm ngan zurina...
order nasik goreng ayam...ok la jgk rasenyer...
tp paling xthn time aku ngah pilih keropok lekor...
ade la sorg mamat nie...duk nyakat zurina...dialog berbunyi begini...
"oit...oit...oit...cube la senyum skit...xleh nak buat keje klu org muke masam nie"
sengalkan...ikut suke la nak muke mcm mane pun...
yg ko gatal nyakat anak dara org pesal...
buat jer ler keje tu diam2...klu turun pg tu kang tersengih-sengih mcm kerang busuk...
ntah pape ntah...dh gerak blk pun pgl2 lagi...
lantak kat ko ler kan...ade aku kisah...
dh la time order air mengelamun...
aku nie kepantangan aku org buat bodoh jer...
aku jerit terkial-kial...bengong...

Signature...


sape2 nak buat signature mcm nie boleh layari website...
www.mylivesignature.com

Monday, April 5, 2010

Aquaria KLCC

akhirnye tercapai jugak impian nak gi Aquaria KLCC tuh...
hehehe...mcm bdk2 jer aku nie...
bkn pe aku rase mcm best jer bile tgk gmbr2 org yg dh pegi tuh...
tp mmg best pun...mane ikan yg korg xprnh tgk tuh...
sume de kat sane...tiket nak msk 35 hinggit sorg...
ikan yg pelik2 pun ade...ikan nemo yg korg tgk dlm cite tuh korg bleh tgk live...
comel jerk...pastu aku tgk kangaroo...igt nak amik gmbr kangaroo jerk...
tp org yg jage tuh suh amik skali ngan kangaroo...
xnak ar aku...die cas gmbr tuh smpi 29 hinggit...tu br yg biase...
ade lg 1 bentuk 3D 40 hinggit...yg lg 1 tu 39 hinggit...tu aku xigt jenis mcm mane...
tp ape pun mmg best...sbb korg bleh tgk ikan2 yg korg mkn tu pun ade kat ctu...
beso2 sume nyer...sape yg ade anak kecik
2 tu bwk la pegi sane...
utk menambah pengetahuan mereka tentang hidupan laut...

Jiran Yang Bebal...

kejadian berlaku jam 1.10 am bertarikh 3 April 2010...
nak tau sbb pe aku pgl die bebal...
sbb die xtau nak bezakan waktu malaysia ngan amerika nun...
die igt kul 1.10 pm...bongok...
nie la jenis manusia yg otak letak kat buntut...
ade ke ptt die pegi drill dinding tgh2 mlm bute tuh...
kot ye pun nak hias rumah@nak gntg frame...
tgu la matahari naik kat kepale...
aku dh la penat ngan sakit kepale lg...
ngan laki aku br blk dr main badminton...
br nak tdo blk ko plak memekak....
laki aku plak suh buat xtau...
aku nak buat xtau mcm mane nyer...bunyi tu btl2 atas kepale nie ha...
try ttp telinga ngan bantal pun xleh...
aku dh la jenis klu tdo terjage dh ssh nak lelap blk...
lps tu laki aku xthn...die gi naik gegar rumah jiran bangang tuh...
laki aku ketuk pintu xnak plak bukak...
dan2 tu terus berenti drill...bebal btl...
geram aku...smpi besok tu sakit kepale aku xhlg...
dh mkn ubat pun xok lg...bdn pun rase nak demam...
tekak pun dh rase lain...last2 aku mkn ubat demam terus...
aku nasihatkan korg...klu korg ade jiran mcm nie...
terus pgl polis jer...senang cite...

Takziah...

takziah kpd keluarga Allayarham Din Beramboi...
wlu pun aku dh ucap di dlm fan page di fb...
sehingga hari ini aku masih terbyg2 lawak yg arwah buat semase menjadi juri raja lawak...
dan setiap kali bukak astro ria akan kluar video din beramboi dlm kenangan...
rase nak menangis pun ade...sbb mcm xpercaye...
tp nak buat mcm mane...ajal maut di tgn Allah S.W.T...
jd kene la terima seadanya...
semoga roh beliau dicucuri rahmat dan ditmptkan dikalangan org2 yg beriman...
AMIN...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Pengotor...

aku paling xsuke dgn org yg pengotor...
geli bile nak igt kan blk...
mlm td penyakit m dh dtg so phm2 la kan...
tpon abg ajak mkn luar...
dan laki aku nie mmg terkenal ngan penyakit m jugak...
ajak mkn kat kdi mamak kat umah tuh...
die dh kol suh turun...aku pun tgu lif nak turun...
skali ade org meludah dlm lif...kurang ajar btl...
klu aku dpt...mmg aku potong mulut die tuh...
klu skit xper...nie byk...sib baik aku tak terpijak...
aku pun xtau nak ckp mcm mane...klu nak meludah pun...
tgu la dh smpi umah ker...pengotor btl ler...
eeeeee nak termuntah aku bile igt blk...
bongok btl...nie lg 1 parking kat umah tuh...
ade ler 1 kete nie xberganjak dr ctu...
dgn minyak meleleh2 ngan berhabuk nyer...
nak jer aku gi ltk notis kat kete tuh...
org lain nak parking pun pyh...
yg tukang jage perumahan tu pun 1 hal...
bg surat punye ler byk mcm2 nak buat...
tp aku tgk xder tindakan pape pun kat kete tuh...
mcm tu jugak...tak berganjak2...tlg la alihkan kete tuh...
semak la weh...org lain nak parking pyh disbb kan 1 kete tu jer...
dh la org kat ctu kaye2 sume eh...sorg smpi 2 3 bijik kete...
blk keje kjp jer parking dh penuh...parking tu dh mcm bapak die punye...
kat ctu jer ler xberganjak2...dh tau xgune gi htr la blk kg ker...
xpun jual ker...org lain pun byr gak duit umah...nak jugak parking...
xder ko ngan family ko jer...bongok...tension...

Monday, March 22, 2010

So Sweet...

Haven't Met You Yet – Michael Buble

I'm not surprised,
Not everything lasts,
I've broken my heart so many times I stopped keeping track.
Talk myself in,
I talk myself out,
I get all worked up,
Then I let myself down,

I tried so very hard not to lose it;
I came up with a million excuses,
I thought I thought of every possibility,

And I know some day that it’ll all turn out,
You'll make me work so we can work to work it out,
And I promise you kid that I give so much more than I get~ mmm.......
I just haven't met you yet.

Mmmmm ....

I might have to wait,
I’ll never give up,
I guess it's half timin', and the other half's luck,
Wherever you are,
Whenever it's right,
You'll come outta nowhere and into my life.

And I know that we can be so amazin',
And baby your love is gonna change me,
And now I can see every possibility, mmmmmm....

Somehow I know that it’ll all turn out,
You'll make me work so we can work to work it out,
And promise you kid, I'll give so much more than I get, mmmm....
I just haven't met you yet.

They say all’s fair
in love and war
But I won’t need to fight it,
we'll get it right an',
we'll be united

Instrumental

and I know that we can be so amazin',
And bein' in your life is gonna change me,
And now I can see every single possibility, mmmmmm

And someday I know it'll all turn out,
And I'll work to work it out,
Promise you kid I’ll give more than I get
Than I get, than I get, than I get.

Oh, you know it'll all turn out,
and you'll make me work so we can work to work it out,
And promise you kid to give so much more than I get, yeah
I just haven't met you yet.

I just haven't met you yet,
Oh, promise you kid,
To give so much more than I get.

I said love love love love love love love.....
I just haven't met you yet
Love love love .....
So day day ay ay ay, ay ay yeah
I just haven't met you yet!